Lego BDSM Dungeon

You know...for kids!

For Your Protection

Ladies, ladies, ladies...


I realize some men like a lady who's, uh, as they say, "...got back." And I can imagine a truly desperate bottom/sub with an overzealous or extra-harsh dom/top looking for a little added "protection." I even can envision a lady going to her first play party like Boardwalk Badness Weekend, Florida Moonshine's Tropical Beach Party or Shadow Lane, uncertain of what to expect, considering something along these lines for some padding as a contingency plan.


But ladies (shaking head...) this is ridiculous:

Available wherever crazy bullshit is sold.

Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures

How desperate must you be to settle for something like this? I've never understood self-flagellation. There are many examples of this in the kink community. There are spanking machines, some of which show up at spanking parties every now and then. There are long distance D/s relationships in which the top "punishes" the bottom and "forces" the bottom to spank him or herself. I've heard of much more extreme and strange examples, and that doesn't even include religious flagellation which is a totally different (and altogether weird) scene. 


So who gets off spanking themselves? How does that even work? And any bottom I know who've been subjected to that spanking contraption tell me it's not pleasant, enjoyable or fun. So what is the point? Am I missing something?


If any of you Kinky Friends can lend some insight into this, I'd be much appreciated. In the mean time, I think I'll stick to a hand and implements.


Below, a brief collection of spanking "machines"...

Here's an interesting way to get a spanking.

There is a whole subgenre of porn that's all machine-based fucking and spanking. Another thing that makes no sense to me.

An automated switch. This one is fascinating. It requires the receiver to pedal, a sort of paradox play in and of itself. (I particularly like the little bit of blood in this particular illustration. Nice touch.)

This is a classic. Note the blindfold. Discuss.

Even with all that technology you still need leather belts to hold your bottom in place?

Another interesting switch machine.

That's what SHE said!

Kink found on Pinterest

And who said it's just for food & design?